He always breaks my toys
My four-year-old daughter had a severe case of the flu. She was in pain, had a high temperature and was hoarse. After waiting for over an hour at the doctor's office, we finally got in to see the doctor.
After checking her breathing and ears, the doctor asked my daughter, "What's bothering you the most?"
Without batting an eyelid, she replied: "Billy! He always breaks my toys!"